I’m With Her, But She’s Not With Me
The Big Dick won, and the Big Clit’s ignominious collapse revealed her true colours. Thousands of Clit’s supporters were left stranded in the middle of the night, ignored by their leader. They attended the glass ceiling gala expecting her to win. Imagine their shock. All the rigged polls and corporate media whores were deafened by the sound of their own bullshit. By 2 am, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth as the deflated crowd realized their chosen leader didn’t give a fuck about them. Rachael Maddow castigated voters who didn’t vote for Trump or Clinton, essentially blaming them for Clit’s big loss. The blame will start the day hot and heavy, with dare I say it, some even blaming the Big Clit herself. Congratulations America, you elected dangerously crazy man, but one that is definitely less crazy than Clit.