The Economist: “Get Ready For A World Currency By 2018” – Rothschilds, I knew it, there goes my white trash neighborhood.
Google Home Breaks Up Domestic Dispute By Calling the Police – Gizmodo – that’s why I use a smart dildo
Just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of greenhouse gases since 1988 – Like as if we just shut down 100 companies, earth will be saved.
Has the Environmental Movement Failed? A Conversation with Dr. David Suzuki – Guessing he’ll say no, then add a warning. Yawn.
LA plant explosion sparks widespread power outages – I think the explosion is likely heat caused
Argentinian President Institutes Vegan Mondays – Sorry, I can’t help myself but, where’s the beef?
The World Is on the Brink of an Electric Car Revolution – more fuckin bullshit from sciencey Climate Central
At Tesla, Workers Team Up With Robot Superheroes – WSJ – Robots Save Earth!!! These robots are huge! These robots are named after superheroes so that the remaining workers won’t be so afraid of them.
Google is funding a new software project that will automate writing local news – Recode – Soon you’ll get your fake new served cold, but will A.I. humor be worse than mine?
Republicans in several states are lowering the minimum wage – and the meek shall disinherit the earth
Minimum Wage Wars: The Media Celebrate Job Loss – at least robot made memes will be less cold
In one year, drug overdoses killed more Americans than the entire Vietnam War did – Vox – because if robot media jokes don’t kill you, big pharma will
CAUTION: False Flag Green Virtue Signal Shock
Even a broken clock is right twice a day – I usually hate this loud mouthed little prick who’s narrating the DiCaprio video below. But, I think Naomi Klein flew to LA lately to speak to a few dozen people. I have political fantasies too, and I can tell you all about them from my chair. Funding celebrity climate slacktivists makes me feel all fuzzy wussy and warm.
Five Questions For The Rise Of The Robots – because, why not?