Crushingly Sad Photos of One of America’s Oldest Pet Cemeteries Vice | Pet Cemetery was the scariest book I ever read. There’s no fucking way Imma gonna look
A surge of sites and apps are exhausting your CPU to mine cryptocurrency ars technica | Another extractive mining crisis right in your computer. We slave mine minerals to enslave ourselves
Prepare for a world 3°C warmer in 80 years (Climate News) | Take away the qualifiers, myriad variables and spectrum of parameters, then you can prepare for a 3 C world in 40. Do not forget 2 C = Mass Suicide and we can get that in 20. We only got one more to go.
Algorithm can identify suicidal people using brain scans The Verge | Had me at face scans.
Do the World’s Three Remaining Northern White Rhinos Have a Future?(pbs.org) | Joke of the day
The Destroyer Called Amazon (Stockman) | Stock scenario
How The Actual Magic Money Tree Works (G.) | Bullfog? 4me2do
Europhile Left Deluded On EU Reform Process (Bilbo) | Headline of the day
Beijing warns US against trying to contain China’s rise Financial Times | Road Allowance. China has to mine the heavy metals to get the rare earths our phones need
France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants Bloomberg | Wine next
Terror Wars Don’t Need Congress’s Approval Bloomberg | F-35 flies 80% of time
Canadian certified gold bar exposed as fake: how many more are out there? | Oh Ohh, better get Macco
The FBI Is Once Again Profiling Black Activists Because of Their Beliefs and Their Race Alternet | White privilege gays watching blacks. The Hetero Mafia
Inside a Homeless Encampment on the Brink of Eviction Vice | Up close & personal
When there’s an election up all the white guys love black and gay people. It’s the same way for the spinsterly old 23rd Conference of Parties. Media people still don’t mind copping a feel for her now and then, but it’s not the same like back when she was only 19 years old. That was when James Hansen and Kevin Anderson bookended the conference with YouTube videos like a tag team threesome. I can’t wait for her 30th birthday, when everyone stops being interested. Even Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen.
But first, the classic decoupling scene. Cut! In this scene we trot out the chart porn showing how the economy is growing and our emissions are going down. Let’s cut the part about oceans warming faster than they have for 100 million years.
Next! The Chase scene. Cut to the money shot of American electric cars on solar panels racing against Japanese cars running on hydrogen gas made with solar panels. Who will win? My money is on the hydrogen because lithium. Windmills and solar panels have to be replaced every 30 years, and when COP turns 30, I can’t wait for the reboot sequel COP II – The Revirgining