The Rocky High Horror Collapse Show

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I remember when the Rocky Horror Picture Show first came out in theaters. I was like 16 years old and lived in a small town called Blind River on the north shore of Lake Huron. This was back in the day when I thought vinyl records, rock music and shopping malls would last forever.

I had smoked a joint before the show, and when the drag queen jumped in bed with the lost boyfriend and started sucking his cock, I got up and walked out of the theater in total revulsion. I felt like puking.

That was back in the day when I hated anyone who wasn’t white and straight. The only thing I hate now is Star Trek Discovery, although that black chick is pretty hot. And, while I still close my eyes during male gay scenes, at least I don’t puke.

Well sit back my friends, smoke a fatty, and watch this. It’s the new Rocky Whore Picture Show for the 21st century. Cheers.

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