Fuck Musk

Monsanto’s global weedkiller kills honeybees

  • sort of like cigarettes for bugs

Glyphosate Industry Fails to Stop US Funding for Global Cancer Agency

  • makes my sphincter tremble and pout, archeologists are more anal than proctologists, who object to the comparison and say they’re in the business of curing sick assholes, not being compared to them.

How Will Climate Change Stress the Power Grid?

  • Schwing!!! Insta-boner!

How Will Climate Change Stress the Power Grid? Hint: Look at Dew Point Temperatures

  • this is getting too easy (see previous post)

The Secret Life of Kelp Nature

  • didn’t read yet, gotta be good. reminds me of another book I never read, The Jesus Incident by Frank Herbert, something about sentient kelp.

Planet Earth Wobbles As It Spins, and Now Scientists Know Why LiveScience

  • gotta be good

US to be hit worse than almost any other country by climate change

  • all these boner articles are making me dizzy = important because Chicago SWE gets hit 20 years ahead of the rest of the earth.

Special Report: High-nicotine e-cigarettes flood market, despite FDA rule

  • sort of like cigarettes for bugs, again

DNA ancestry tests branded ‘meaningless’ Telegraph

  • Frankystein strikes again

Deutsche Bank ordered to [appear to] do more to prevent money laundering Reuters

  • nuff said

US military document reveals how the West opposed a democratic Syria

  • paper is the safest data

Big Tech’s Business Model Is Broken

  • evil lizard shape schiphters exposed

The Myth of Authoritarian Competence Atlantic

  • controlled contrian?

Saudi Arabia Worries Oil Crunch Could Push Up Prices EIA

  • how to mix your talk up?

2 girls for every boy – The Beach Boys

Bat Shit Crazy – wayside: My wife just figured out how safe and easy it is to get rid of bats.

A new penis every year!

Blue Tooth Blues








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