Three’s Company. There’s men, women and all the rest. It’s like the Holy Trinity, whatever the fuck that is. No other losing presidential candidate in history spent a whole year whining about the election. See? I’m not here to inform you about human polity, sexuality or spirituality. I’m here to inform you of collapse and how us dumb as fuck oldies are killing you.
California inmates paid $1 an hour to battle wildfires (Statesman) : includes equal pay for women.
Out of Control: A Brief History of Neoliberal Deregulation in the USA (TruthOut) : They always promise it will be better next time because thinking about baseball is like watching paint dry during sex.
ADHD is vastly overdiagnosed and many children are just immature, say scientists (telegraph.co.uk) : if only I could focus my anger, sublimate my rage, or maybe just do something… anything…
When Gaia’s Rhoids Hum (Volcano Watch) : Move map to The Burning Ring of Fire in the Pacific.
This is what America’s eco city of the future looks like Guardian : Eco City is oxy-moronic.
Long-Term Marijuana Use Changes Brain at the Cellular Level, Say Scientists (Inverse News) : Don’t smoke when you’re young.
Rich countries must provide funds for climate change victims (climatechangenews.com) : These nation-state tax fantasies are cash grabs.
Puerto Rico struggles with massive environmental crisis (apnews.com) : like calling death a life crisis.
China and the European Union should set aside differences on trade and strengthen cooperation on climate change to “act as a shield” to protect the landmark Paris climate accord, France’s environment minister said.”Beijing must move faster to cut dependence on coal and set a global example.” (scmp.com) : China is too big to shield itself let alone the world. From 2014-2050 China will build 400 nuclear plants, dam half the planet, burn more electricity than the sun and outshine the moon at night.
Tropical Tree Roots Represent an Underappreciated Carbon Pool (Science Daily) : In related news… South of the Amazon jungle are scrub lands covered in bushes. These bushes don’t look like much but their roots are like a hundred times larger than their branche. We kill these bushes with cows. This lack of bush respiration helps block the sky rivers from flowing.
Kobe Steel Faked Quality Data For Decades (Nikkei) : If corporations are people, whey do we hate them?
Investigations of Wall Street Have Disappeared from Corporate Media (Martens) : Business Insider is a good source of BS protein. Four helpings of BI and one helping of BS are a good source of dysfunctionality.
Malta Car Bomb Kills Panama Papers Journalist (G.) : Three hundred blacks blew up the other day and no one gives a fuck, but kill one single female rat and the whole world squeals. Real journalists get murdered. That’s why MSM sucks big time.
The US is invading Africa and will stir up business for itself by killing people. This has been going on since World War One.
2,000 Refugees, Migrants Landed in Greece Since October 1 (GR) : like a thou/wk
One in three Greeks live in poverty or social exclusion, Eurostat shows (Defend Democracy) : That scared me, I thought it said geeks.
Land management could be key in climate change battle (Toronto Star) : I hate TorStar, they’re owned by the Mexican drug/data cartel. What these fake libtards are too stupid to say is that, “without trees, earth dies”. I don’t just mean all the little bunnies die, I mean a space vacuum takes over the land. Then the oceans slowly drift away for millions of years. Link: http://www.pnas.org/content/112/31/9511.full.pdf
Scientists explore how climate change may affect mental health (AccuWeather) : Well, let’s hope they never get their hands on me. Psychiatrists are crazy or they’re evil and crazy.
How climate change is affecting travel — and what you can do about it : Maybe I can open a non-flight uber start up where you pay me not to take you anywhere. You know… for the climate and kids.
Trump Administration is trying to turn the worlds most abundant fishery into mine. (cnn.com) : Fiish data mining.
Did Monsanto Ignore Evidence Linking Its Weed Killer to Cancer? (thenation.com) : Do bears poop in the woods?
US military rushes to defuse looming crisis in Kirkuk after Iraqi army advances (Guardian) : Red meat recipes for disaster.
Facebook Is Looking for Employees With National Security Clearances (Bloomberg) : Must be pedo friendly.
108 U.S F-35s Won’t Be Combat-Capable (War Is Boring) : A trill just ain’t what it used to be.
We have no need for you,’ Erdogan tells Europe (Asia Times) : pawn gains Queen.
Surprisingly low concentrations of toxic chemicals – from fungicides to antidepressants – can change the way some aquatic creatures swim and feed, according to new research (eurekalert.org) : phthalates make me wiggle.
U.S. experts doubt EPA curbs on Monsanto, BASF herbicides will halt crop damage (reuters.com) : Plants vaping poison.
When Southern Baptists get pissed.
When Alt-Righties get pissed.